Dangerously Casual Ep 1: AEW’s "Casual Murder" Problem & The Toni/Orange/Mina Triangle
Welcome to the premiere of Dangerously Casual on the Wrestling Receipts feed!
Usually, we track the sins of The Judgment Day, but today we are expanding our jurisdiction. Join WriterMaven as she reviews AEW Dynamite and Collision from the perspective of a new viewer who knows just enough to be dangerous.
In this episode:
• The Homicide Division: Why Hangman Page, Swerve Strickland, and Jon Moxley treat attempted murder like light cardio.
• The Aesthetics Division: Acknowledging the hair game of Jack Perry, Andrade El Idolo, and Bandido.
• Faction Confusion: Trying to do the math on The Don Callis Family and "The Demand."
• The Love Triangle: Analyzing the chaotic dynamic between Toni Storm, Mina Shirakawa, and Orange Cassidy.
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• YouTube: YouTube.com/@writermaven
• Twitter/X: @WMavenWWE
AEW, All Elite Wrestling, Dynamite, Collision, Wrestling Receipts, WriterMaven, Jon Moxley, Swerve Strickland, Hangman Adam Page, Toni Storm, Mina Shirakawa, Orange Cassidy, Mercedes Moné, MJF, Wrestling Podcast, New Wrestling Fan, Reaction.
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Usually we're here on the
Wrestling Receipts podcast,
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tracking the receipts of the
Judgment Day and the sins of
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Dirty Dominic Mysterio.
But it's a new era on a year,
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and I've decided to expand my
jurisdiction.
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Welcome to a new series on the
channel entitled Dangerously
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Casual Knowing Enough to Be
Dangerous.
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Here's the premise.
I'll be reviewing AEW Dynamite
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and Collision from the
perspective of someone who was
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just getting up to speed.
I'm not an expert yet, but I
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know just enough to be
dangerous.
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Let's get into it.
First things first, I've noticed
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a disturbing trend in this
company.
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The sheer amount of casual
murder we have.
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Hangman Adam Page, drunk cowboy
arsonist, loves to casually
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murder people with chains.
Then we have Stroyer,
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Switzerland home invader, also
love to casually murder people,
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but he prefers cinder blocks and
does it with style.
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And Browning out the homicide
division is Jon Moxley, the
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death rider, the champion, a man
who's developed a sudden
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Infinity for plastic bags.
Yet another man in AEW who
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treats attempted murder like
like cardio.
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Then you have Marina Shafir.
She likes choking people out,
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knocking people out, and
wrestling barefoot.
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A minimalist queen.
At this point, Aew's mission
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statement should be what if
everyone was unhinged, but in
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slightly different fonts?
Now let's talk about Shelton
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Benjamin, the gold standard
sharp dresser.
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Hurting people is his business.
He lost a heartbreaker with five
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seconds left on the clock, which
feels intentional, not
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accidental.
Moving on to the aesthetics
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division, I have some
grievances, mostly born out of
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jealousy.
Jack Perry, jungle boy, the
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scapegoat.
It's real glass.
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Cry me a river.
I don't care about the glass.
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I'm jealous of the hair Andrade
El Ildolo.
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OK how you know the first person
to make an AEW debut 3 times
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sharp dresser.
Also jealous of the hair Bandido
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Arloids champion.
Amazing lucha mask design, great
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aesthetic.
And yes I'm jealous of his hair.
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Stole MJS ring again.
King behavior.
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And then we go to the other end
of the spectrum, ricochet and be
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the man.
First off, bald, sick and all
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the demand.
What the fuck kind of faction
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name is the Demand?
And Speaking of bald, we have
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the Don Callas family led by a
bald guy.
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How many people does Inspection
actually need?
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I can't keep track.
It's like a clown car full of
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heels.
Now let's talk about the title
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picture.
MJF the AEW world champion.
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Controversial opinion.
He tries too hard to be a heel
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and he had his ring stolen by
Bandido again.
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Bandido says thank you.
Maybe MJF should stop leaving it
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unattended.
Then we have Willow Nightingale,
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full of sunshine, rainbows, and
sparkles.
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An expert at talking someone up
right before she tears them
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down.
A double champion TBS and tag
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team.
She's friends with Chris
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Statlander again.
Statdaddy the alien.
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Is she still an alien?
I don't know, but she's the
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women's World champion.
The universe is healing, but the
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real story here is Mercedes
Monet, the CEO, no longer
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champion, currently spiraling
into madness.
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Her morning outfit was amazing,
but she ate a face full of cake
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and a powerbomb from Willow.
And finally, we get to the thing
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that piqued my interest the
most, The thing I waited all of
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dynamite for.
Tony Storm.
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Timeless, glamorous, ethereal.
Mina Shirakawa, the love bomb.
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Tony's lover and Orange Cassidy
freshly squeezed.
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My favorite low energy wrestler.
The aura farmer.
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Part of the conglomerate which
feels like a tax write off.
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The Tony Mina orange triangle
potential situation, ship
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potential throughple potential
polycule.
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I've weighted all of Dynamite
for their interaction.
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I regret nothing.
Luther probably does, though.
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That's AEW as understood by
someone who knows just enough to
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be dangerous.
I'm still learning things, still
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figuring out why factions need
15 members, but I'm watching.
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I'm not here to tell you what to
think, I'm here to tell you what
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patterns I'm seeing as I catch
up.
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Knowing just enough is how you
start seeing what actually
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matters.
If you're enjoying my descent
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into AEW chaos, let me know in
the comments.
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What am I missing?
Fill me in so I can be even more
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dangerously casual.
Next week I'll be back for more,
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but for now I'm just saying.